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If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle

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(idea) by sleeping wolf (1.2 d) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Fri Jan 07 2000 at 9:11:49

Similar to the concept of fresh loin air, this indicates that there are certain illogical things about the male anatomy. Just like the fact that men shouldn't wear pants, the idea of men riding horses (or motorcycles, for all it matters) the way they do makes no sense.

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