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IT snob
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Tue Feb 15 2000 at 4:21:10
As opposed to an
IT troll
, an IT
snob
is someone from the
Information Technology
department in a company that is a snob.
Snobbishness is often aimed only in the direction of non-IT
employees
in the same company. This makes IT snobs very
difficult
to work with.
IT snobs are typically not the best at what they do, but they can do their jobs better than a non-trained person could.
Phrases I've heard IT snobs utter:
What? You mean you don't know how to do
Crystal Reports
?
Why did they put YOU on this job?
Yes you do kind of
suck
What? You mean you don't know much about
Oracle
?
Well of course you're a
moron
What? You don't know
VB
? What kind of person are you?
This node is sadly,
not
a joke. This node was created by someone from an
Engineering
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Tue Aug 01 2000 at 20:42:19
Dont forget them asking questions like:
Why did you become a
Computer Science
major? Everyone knows that
IT
is the better feild.
Don't you know that
Microsoft Access
is the only
database
tool an we use here?
You wrote that in
C++
? You can't do that. Re-write it in
VB
now!
Let me guess your one of those crazy
UNIX
gurus?
You don't use Windows at home? What kind of an animal are you?
All of the above are close to true life experiences.
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