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I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes

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(thing) by PureDoxyk (7.1 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri May 05 2000 at 15:07:29

...Like you care. Fortunately, since this is me we're talking about, I have a dazzling and overdone rationalization for this seemingly banal event. I thought perhaps you might be interested at least to see what horrid tangle of irrational logic I've come up with next. Well, here she is.

I couldn't quit smoking. I know that tobacco is medically the most dangerous of the type 1 substances. It's more addictive than heroin, kills more people than crack, etc. But...but but but...smoking doesn't feel wrong like smoking crack would feel wrong. I've only been smoking for about three years, and I smoke about a pack a day, which I know is a little much, but...heeeeey. Wait a minute.

Tobacco. OLD SHIT. People have been smoking tobacco (and pot, to be honest) for thousands of years. But but but...tobacco kills about a quarter of a million people every year now. Surely it didn't always kill that many people, or we'd be extinct from smoking by now. Hell, we were smoking before there WERE a quarter of a million people around.

So what's the catch? Well, I think I got it. Modern technology has made it too easy for us to smoke too much. I mean, fuckin' a, how in the hell could you smoke 20 cigarettes in a day, even a hundred years ago? You'd spend all day just cutting, rolling, smoking, and doing it again. Now, we buy this neat little box...you see where I'm going with this.

Let's get a little more esoteric, or you all won't believe this is really me talking. I think that smoking is a pretty natural thing. I mean, fuck, the aboriginees did it; the arabs did it; the Jews in Jesus' time did it; the Egyptians and Babylonians and Sumerians and medieval people and Victorians....and huge chunks of us figured it out independantly, too. My problem with quitting smoking is that I don't feel the natural urge to quit, like I do with genuinely unhealthy things like overeating, oversleeping (or not sleeping) and shit like that. I feel the urge to smoke less, yes...and I feel the urge to hand-roll my smokes now.

OK, so I switched two days ago. Now I carry a pouch and a pack of papers equalling about fifty potential cigarettes. They don't have filters, but then again I'm down from 20 a day to about seven. I also spent three bucks on six packs worth of tobacco and papers. AND I have some cover for the vast amount of smoking paraphrenilia littering my house.

All in all, I'm happy.

(idea) by DataJunkie (8.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Oct 30 2001 at 11:21:48

Now, starting to roll your own cigarettes is a good start, I believe, but you have to weigh in all factors.

It is said the filters in rolled cigarettes (if you choose to use them) make you more a candidate for cancer than a "normal" cigarette. Also, it should be clear to everyone that rolling tobacco is much stronger than that in your run-of-the-mill tastes-like-paper Marlboro cig.

Of course, when I think about all the extra chemicals they treat manufactured cigarettes with, I DO think rolled cigarettes are actually more healthy than manufactured ones. Of course that doesn't mean you can smoke a packet of tobacco every day and be less likely to have a black chunk where your lung used to be after a decade or two.

Hand-rolling is still more fun, though.

(idea) by stewacide (4.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Jul 25 2002 at 1:58:47

On the contrary, the vast majority of the human race has not been smoking tobacco for "thousands of years". Tobacco is native to the New World, and was not known in the Old World until Columbus. Therefore the "Aborigines... the Arabs... the Jews in Jesus' time... the Egyptians and Babylonians and Sumerians and medieval people" certainly weren't smoking tobacco (whether they were smoking something else is another question, but I doubt it). The first Europeans in the New World, in fact, found the native practice of rolling and smoking tobacco strange and disgusting.

It should also be noted that the tobacco smoked by Native Americans for centuries bears little resemblance to the stuff you puff today. Wild tobacco has a low nicotine content, and only through many years of selective breeding (rapidly accelerated in the last century) has it been brought to today's high levels. The same is true of marijuana and THC.

There is absolutely nothing natural about smoking - tobacco or otherwise.


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