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I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens

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(idea) by Jet-Poop (1.3 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 4 C!s Tue Mar 14 2000 at 7:53:30

Signature phrase of Henery Hawk (yes, two "e"s in the first name) in the old Warner Brothers cartoons with Foghorn Leghorn. Usually said to either Foghorn or that old hound dog when they'd ask him what he thought he was doing. Usually met with howls of derisive laughter, though Henery usually got his chicken.

This phrase can sometimes be said to other people, often with humorous results. Introduce yourself to strangers with that phrase. Tell it to the clerk at KFC. Scream it at the top of your lungs at a concert. However, it probably won't work as a pick-up line, unless you can do a dead-on Henery Hawk impersonation. And never say it to a cop or a bouncer. That's just asking to get plucked.

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