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I'll explain it when you're older

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(idea) by iambic (1.9 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Sep 28 2000 at 2:50:15

Cop out phrase often used by parents when their children ask questions that they don't want to answer.

A short list of questions that will likely be answered with said phrase:

  1. Where do babies come from?
  2. Why does little brother/sister have a different pee pee than me?
  3. What do you mean, Spot's going to be neutered?
  4. Why do you and Daddy/Mommy lock your bedroom door some nights?
This list is hardly all-inclusive, so feel free to add to it...

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