I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken

created by hoopy_frood

(idea) by hoopy_frood (1.1 y) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:26:57

You heard me, it's broken!

I'm surrounded by all this pornography and I can't get a decent picture out of my pornograph.

PS I can't believe that someone beat me to the pornograph node.

pornogram	This freaking obsession with really abysmal porn	Anime ain't anime without tentacle rape	Reasons why I hate pornography
Condom conjuring	Wild Sex (In the Working Class)	Rape committed by women	pornography
How to build your own computer	A prayer to resist Internet pornography	pornograph	Cookie cutter pornography
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?	Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence	pony play	It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
node	funny fat guy who dies	Pomologist	The futility of tech support
Sensitive Pornograph	nihilism	E2 OpenNap Network	split beaver

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