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I spent last night searching for a body
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Sun Jul 16 2000 at 2:25:09
Hell of a thing to keep you occupied on a
friday
night
, eh?
Last night a call went out to the
Prudence Island
Volunteer Fire Department
(of which I am almost, not quite yet a
member
). Volunteers were requested to search the beaches and
waters
on the
northern
end of the
island
to look for a 57 year old
man
in an eight-foot
skiff
who hadn't been seen for several hours. Having little better to do, and being one of those schmucks who volunteers for this shit regularly, I started walking the beaches with some other folks, looking for a waving
hand
or (more likely) a floating
corpse
.
Nothing
.
I retired several hours later. The next morning, lo and behold, the man was found, safe and sound! THE
INCONSIDERATE
MOTHERFUCKER
WENT TO THE
MAINLAND
TO GET A
FLASHLIGHT
AND DIDN'T CALL HIS
WIFE
WHO PANICKED AND CALLED THE
RESCUE
.
It is shit like this that will deter me from
marriage
for the rest of my
natural life
.
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chaos
Did you touch any of his blood?
corpse
Henry David Thoreau
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May 24, 2008
Volunteer Fire Department
body bag
Oh, hell yes
Prudence Island
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