I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway

Women you know you should just walk away from	Falling in love with your best friend	Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling	I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
Being serious without taking yourself too seriously	Clingy	Do you want to say something with that song?	I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
crush	2 Girls 1 Cup	How to jump into water from a height	How do I find the G-Spot?
Berkeley, California	breakup	Stealing a girlfriend	The Raven
Amherst, Massachusetts	inevitable	I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!	Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
How to pack someone out of your life	She was very beautiful. Y'know?	The Everything Rant Contest	San Francisco

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Kuznetsov class aircraft carrier	(thing)
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Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison	(person)
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Udaloy class destroyer	(thing)
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Same-sex marriage	(idea)
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British Standard Handful	(idea)