I don't give a shit

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?	Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea	Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...	Give a flying fuck
Demanding crackhead grad student	Why are the people on food stamps always fat?	déanaim neamhshuim	So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
apatheist	I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced	I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal	I don't give a toss
Dream Log: April 11, 2006	February 28, 2006	Editor Log: February 2006	February 3, 2006
rebound insomnia	Kiddyland	When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense	Why I don't celebrate thanksgiving
I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.	text	Vegetarian eggs	astral orgasm

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