I can't feel my legs

(thing) by Quadriplegic (3.3 y) (print) ? I like it! Wed Jun 13 2001 at 2:27:38

A truly wonderful phrase. Extremely versatile, it can be used in almost any situation. I find it most handy in describing tiredness, or lack of lucidity, but can be screamed at any time in order to get attention or confound the squad of assassin monkeys coming after you.

Also the name of my first alcoholic creation.

In a large glass (the larger it is, the less alcohol you'll taste) mix:

1-2 shots vodka
1-2 shots rum
1 shot Galliano (my favourite) or other licorice-flavoured drink.

Fill glass with equal amounts of orange and cranberry juice.

Consume.

Shout "I can't feel my legs!" (You won't)

This is best served to people already slightly inebriated, as they won't stop to smell how much liquor is in it. Guaranteed to get a party rolling. (Do not serve to people with low alcohol tolerance)

printable version
chaos

Whoafuck	Secret bus driver wave	Galliano	Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
Slivovice	Intermittent claudication	Dislocate	Big Science
lucidity	legless	Everything Bartender	Don't give up
Alcoholic	Madras	In deep shit	Keyser Soze
hiking	progressive muscle relaxation	Unfit	Kneecap
Tiredness	vodka	rum	consume

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