I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories

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(thing) by yam (4.9 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:49:11

A children's book by Dr. Seuss, a collection of short stories, starting with "I can lick 30 tigers today", which is about a boy who brags a little too much for his own good.

Eww, wouldn't you get hair in your mouth?

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