| From the Woody Allen film Take The Money And Run. Inept bank robber Virgil Starkwell hands a hastily-scrawled holdup note to the teller. Baffled, she reads it aloud: "Please put $50,000 into this bag and abt natural, because I am pointing a gub at you."
"That's 'gun'. I'm pointing a 'gun' at you."
"No, no, that's definitely a 'b'." | 
