I am a massage whore

created by Loon

(person) by Loon (1.9 mon) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Tue Nov 28 2000 at 0:50:37

It started in 1987 when I was about 7. My dad asked me to rub his shoulders because he had just finished some carpentry in the basement. It was then that I discovered my talent for massage. For the years to follow the initial discovery, my parents exploited me to friends and family. "Oh, you have got to try one of Loon's massages! They're incredible!" Of course, I would loyally obey, and receive a great deal of praise and appreciation for my work.

Over the years, I've gone from massaging just shoulders and back to full-body massages. I have learned and developed some techniques with some friends who enjoy giving (and getting, of course!) massages. I can work with oils or just towels.

I am known somewhat in the Stern School of Business for my therapeutic hands. It is not unusual to walk into the Student Council office and find me assuaging the pain in someone's back or neck.

Perhaps this has allowed me a different status in many people's eyes. They want to stay on my "good side", so they can partake in the relief from pain and tension that they accumulate from their everyday lives. They don't understand that there is very little they can do to get on my nonexistent bad side. But I'll take it. I am their opiate.

I massage indiscriminately, for whoever asks for it. I am the massage whore. Just ask me and I'll be your anodyne.

Anodyne	erotic massage	A lady in public and a whore in the bedroom	I did my best and failed abysmally
How to give a shoulder massage	Massage tricks and tips	Usage of the Sony Playstation 2 as a back massage device	Stern School of Business
Chinese eye exercises	massage	Loon	jealous of the homeless
Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian	"massage" ads	How to give a hand massage	Do you come here often?
group sex	rub	Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with	1987
Oil	September 28, 2007	card trick	How to give your man a good backrub

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