It's a county in Northern California. The hippies went here to die. We've got more Volkswagens and dreadlocks per capita than anybody, and we're damn proud. Pot is the largest contributor to our economy, before lumber.

It's also one of the California State University campuses. I recieved my largely-useless degree there.

It's also some long-dead ship's captain who never set foot here. I dunno...

Referred to as "Humbo Cownny" but most of its hapless redneck residents, this is a county in NW California which has the same rainfall patterns as Portland Oregon. Three fault lines converge near the city called Trinidad so it's gonna be squish time any ole day now.