Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head

created by Nanosecond

(idea) by Nanosecond (7 mon) (print)   ?   2 C!s I like it! Mon Apr 23 2001 at 4:01:22

When I was just a tyke, me and a friend of mine would always try and pull pranks on my mom. They usually failed though, because, "I have eyes in the back of my head, don't even try it." Well, believe it or not, this gave us the idea for a really good prank, the first one that actually worked.

The first thing you'll need is a camcorder to record the whole thing, so you can copy it and distribute it over the net afterwards. I wish I had recorded the incident with a digital camera, but I didn't, so some other everythingian will have to do the experiment and publish the results.

The following, is a description of the video. I was the star, my friend the camera man.

Picture materializes and my smug mug peers into the camera.

"My mom always says she has eyes in the back of her head. We've decided to test this with a scientific experiment."

Camera Man: "Exhibit A"

Zooms in real close and pans across an egg situated in my hand.

Scene changes, my mother sitting on the couch with her back to the camera, watching TV. Out of nowhere, an egg flies forward and explodes on the back of her head.

It was the funniest shit ever


printable version
chaos

how to square numbers near fifty How to seem smarter than you really are Some of our best friends are three minutes long I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain Mom-Fu Straight girls who go to strip clubs Platonic friends are always right
Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever. Oral sex
The boldest lie I've ever heard Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid Revecy venir du printans Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
The best magic trick you've ever seen General advice for preventing attacks E2 guide to music you've never heard of Do you start feeling, ever?
In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen Cheerful Tearful great googly moogly What pornos would have us believe
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
After stirring Everything, these nodes rose to the top:
So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
I don't rewrite my poetry
Crazy
Nobel Prize in Physics
Court Martial
R2-D2
Charles Dickens
Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
Ol' Southern honor and violence
mystic vapor, low over the casket
SPEWS
Winemaking
enlightened state of consumer ecstasy
New Writeups
Adaptive Child
Annie's garden salsa(recipe)
Simulacron3
Zig-Zag(thing)
Ouzo
questions(idea)
Ouzo
Special Grilled Cheese(fiction)
Noung
Tiananmen Square Massacre(idea)
aneurin
Lord St Clair(person)
artman2003
Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison(person)
locke baron
Tyan Thunder K8WE(thing)
locke baron
Udaloy class destroyer(thing)
Scaevola
Same-sex marriage(idea)
SteveMurrayFromNZ
British Standard Handful(idea)
nailbiter
nerve stapling(thing)
locke baron
Multiple Myeloma(thing)
SubSane
blonde, freckles, skinny, short(person)
arcanamundi
A Ruba'iyat for May(person)
Everything 2 is brought to you by the letter C and The Everything Development Company