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How to cross the road in Montreal

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(thing) by Kaitelle (8.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Jun 23 2000 at 20:18:58

How to cross the road in Montreal. The insanity of Montreal drivers, as compared to that of other major Canadian cities is considerably above average. The approach I recommend is to only attempt crossing at an intersection equipped with a set of lights. When the walk sign or green light is displayed to you, look to ensure no rogue cars are hell-bent on law-breaking and take the crossing at a quick jog. The lights don't last very long here.

(thing) by Whywait? (1.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Aug 15 2000 at 18:15:13

Only crossing at an intersection equipped with a set of lights, and running, is like wearing a sandwich board that says in foot-high letters, "I AM FROM ONTARIO".

Cross the street where it's most convenient and car-free. How? Wait until there is a break in traffic (and fortunately Montreal's system of one-way downtown streets affords pedestrians this at the very least) and walk confidently across. Look both ways, then stick your faux-frenchie nose up high, keep saying to yourself "Je suis as cool as a frenchie", and adjudge that the closest approaching vehicle will pass at least 1 second after you're safely to the other side.


(idea) by vapour (1.5 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Nov 06 2002 at 4:59:59

Wait until you won't be crossing the paths of any cars, then go.

Here's the thing, though. Do not, for one second, expect any drivers to slow down because you're in the road. They go about their business, you go about yours, and everyone gets where he or she is going. It's remarkably efficient, but it depends on both driver and pedestrian having nerves of steel and, more importantly, on both of them understanding the rules.

People accustomed to crossing the road in Montreal can wreak havoc in other cities, especially Canadian ones, if they haul their habits with them. In Ottawa, Calgary, and Edmonton, for instance, drivers will often slow and even stop to let a jaywalker stopped on the yellow line pass in safety. (In Toronto and Vancouver, they'll honk and glare and whiz by, but only if it's safe to do so; in Montreal, a pedestrian in mid-street would stand a small but non-zero chance of getting hit.) A pedestrian used to the kamikaze rules in Montreal will be thrown off his metaphorical stride by this unexpected politesse, and complex hand signals might well be required before he understands that the driver simply won't go until he's safely on the sidewalk.

A few years ago, the City of Montreal tried a public-education campaign featuring small children in a parent's arms or clutching a parent's hand and asking, something like, "Papa? Pourquoi on n'a pas traversé au coin?" ("Dad, why didn't we cross at the corner?") It was laughable.


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