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Sun Jul 16 2000 at 22:00:21
The book
How to
Shit
in the Woods : An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
, by Kathleen Meyer is just what the title sounds like: a book on
defecation
,
urination
, and even
menstruation
for people going someplace where there aren't the kind of
bathroom
s they are used to. The author says in the introduction: "My aim was twofold: first, to offer badly needed
succor
to backcountry
traveler
s struggling with things like balance, bugs, embarrassment, and yellowing tennis shoes (I often encountered neophyte rafters who without the bathroom door to close and lock behind them opted for a week of
cramps
and
constipation
); and second, to provide practical and
environment
al methods for keeping wild places pristine,
esthetic
ally and
bacteria
lly." It doesn't sound like anyone could write a whole
book
on the subject, but apparently there's a lot more to it than the node
how to take a shit outside
has; what I saw of the book doesn't seem to be
filler
, and all the reviews I've read have been positive.
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Wed Sep 05 2001 at 20:19:35
In introducing beginning campers to
wilderness ethic
s, it may be
helpful
to introduce proper sanitation techniques in a fun manner. For children ages 10-13, we used two methods:
We named the
sanitation
trowel
, "Mr. Scoopy." Doing so not only removed the
stigma
of carrying it, but campers would argue over who had the
honor
of carrying Mr. Scoopy for the group.
The following
song
, which can be sung (in the
round
, if you like) to the
tune
of "
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
":
Scoop, scoop,
scoop
your
poop
,
six inches
underground
,
200 feet from
trail
or
stream
,
where it won't be
found
.
The follow-up to the song was to make sure that the children knew both distances (six inches-- made easier when
REI
's sanitation trowels began being manufactured with a ruler
embossed
on it; and 200 feet (sometimes 100 feet, it varied with the
wilderness
area we visited and how heavily impacted it was with visitors)-- marked off by assuming a 3 foot
stride
and counting 65 steps).
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