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How I became the Naked Guy

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(person) by Loon (1.9 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Mon Nov 20 2000 at 0:02:58

It has recently come to my attention that some people in my dormitory have been calling me the "Naked Guy."

Our building is U-shaped, and my suite faces the inside of the U. Needless to say, we can see almost all the rooms on the inside of the U, and they can see us as well. I don't like wearing a shirt, so I don't in my dorm. I wear a pair of shorts, but when I'm sitting at my computer (noding like crazy, of course), I look like I'm naked. Apparently, all the dorms on my side of the building close their shades at night except ours. So when you're on the other side, your eyes are immediately drawn to the single lit room, featuring my naked torso as the prime exhibit.

Well, I met one of the people on the other side of the U, which is how I discovered my nickname. Of course, she doesn't call me "the Naked Guy" anymore. She now calls me by my name. As for the others, until I meet them, I shall remain "the Naked Guy."

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