Holy Twinkie sacrifice

created by RJack-45
(idea) by RJack-45 (4.1 y) (print)   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Aug 18 2000 at 15:03:31
A ritual performed in ancient times to appease the Twinkie God.

Directions:

  1. Prepare the Sacrifice
    • Remove the Holy Twinkie from its protective wrapping
    • Raise the Holy Twinkie towards the Sun
    • Scream wildly
  2. Place the Holy Twinkie upon the altar.
  3. Raise the plastic knife high above the sacrifice.
  4. Recite the Prayer to the Twinkie God:


    5. "Oh Lord of Hostess,
    guardian of the Cream Filling,
    bless us with thine powdered sugar."

  5. Strike the sacrifice with the plastic knife.
  6. Feast and rejoice! (serves one)
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