Hitler is not great for marketing

created by sane guy

(idea) by sane guy (5.4 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Thu May 03 2001 at 1:08:06

I was visiting my brother in Bowling Green and near the university there was an air conditioning place that used a cute little cartoon Hitler for their spokesman. There was a picture of Hitler sitting at desk with a map saying "I declare war on cold fronts." According to my brother they changed it not too long after. When trying to market a product, don't use a 20th century icon of hatred to represent you.

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