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(person) by Leto Atreides 2 (1.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Nov 14 1999 at 9:06:43

Term for Teutonic mercenaries, they gained a pretty decent reputation as formidable German killing machines. However, Hessian mercenaries, at least to my knowledge, have fallen somewhat into disuse...

(thing) by Mouthpiece (1.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Aug 10 2001 at 18:26:32

What happens when you combine 11 love-struck metal d00dz, one bikini-clad, tattooed nymph, and a fake personal ad? You get Hessian Love.

The pranksters responsible for this web page posted a personal ad on Love@AOL.com for a female metal-head, even including a picture of her in a Confederate flag bikini. She claimed to look like Lita Ford and even exclaimed, "i get crazy when i'm drunk!" (sic).

As you might imagine, love-struck Ozzy fans from across the country wrote in, trying to turn "Metalchick's" head. Here's a sample:

I'm a metal dude with long hair and tats who loves to party at all hour of the night. i am 6'4'' 210# long (to my ass) hair, played in sf bands for 13 years. i have 5 ozzy tats and 2 dio tats. what can i say, i luv sabbath. new in la , saw your add for more info and photo pleez wright back. we need to hook up and get shitfaced. did i mention i'm hung like tommy lee?

It just goes to show that music hath charms to soothe the savage beast.

http://www.buddyhead.com/other/hessian/love/page/

(thing) by vireo (4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Dec 11 2001 at 20:30:14

The hessian H of a n-variable function f is a n by n matrix whose (i,j)-th entry is the second order partial derivative:
            2
           d 
H(i,j) = ------ f(x ,x ,...,x )
         dx dx     1  2      n
           i  j
The hessian is symmetric only if the corresponding partial derivatives are continuous. If it is the case, one can gain insight into the behavior of f at a given point a=(a1,a2,...) by computing the determinant of its hessian. For example, if the determinant of the hessian is negative, then a is a saddle point of f. The hessian was introduced by german mathematician Ludwig Otto Hesse in 1842.

See also Jacobian matrix.


(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) Wed Dec 22 1999 at 0:08:24

Hes"sian (?), a.

Of or relating to Hesse, in Germany, or to the Hessians.

Hessian boots, or Hessians, boot of a kind worn in England, in the early part of the nineteenth century, tasseled in front. Thackeray. -- Hessian cloth, or Hessians, a coarse hempen cloth for sacking. -- Hessian crucible. See under Crucible. -- Hessian fly Zool., a small dipterous fly or midge (Cecidomyia destructor). Its larvae live between the base of the lower leaves and the stalk of wheat, and are very destructive to young wheat; -- so called from the erroneous idea that it was brought into America by the Hessian troops, during the Revolution.

 

© Webster 1913.


Hes"sian, n.

1.

A native or inhabitant of Hesse.

2.

A mercenary or venal person.

[U. S.]

This use is a relic of the patriot hatred of the Hessian mercenaries who served with the British troops in the Revolutionary War.

3. pl.

See Hessian boots and cloth, under Hessian, a.

 

© Webster 1913.


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