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Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares

created by Lethal

(idea) by Lethal (3.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Oct 13 2000 at 23:44:57

Cynical, cliche response said when someone tries to tell you about a boring pointless anecdote that you couldn't possibly give a flying rat's ass about. Somewhat obsolete now that pay phone calls cost $0.35, but it is still fun to say and flows better than "Here's Thirty-five cents..."


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