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(thing) by Ikari (2.5 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sat Jun 14 2003 at 22:36:08

Jlist.com

That site will be your new favourite place. What to get one of those cool Hello Kitty vibrators without worrying about the dangers of ebay, and whether or not it really IS new? Well, J-list has not one, but TWO distinctly different Hello Kitty Vibrators. The first, the famous one, the cute pink "shoulder massage wand", complete with removable Hello Kitty and teddy bear (this is the between the legs version) on top. It's not too crazily priced, either.

Also, there is now a 'deluxe' Hello Kitty massager, where I've seen no mention of ANYWHERE else. This is a 'very large size' massager (weighing in at 750 g as opposed to the original's 300) that unfolds into an L shape. Unfolded it looks like a cute pink L with Hello Kitty's bulbous head on top (accompanied by two round paws). The vibrator motors are in Kitty's head, and it takes 3 size 'D' batteries.

This all vaguely scares me.

Also, a note on availability, The Hello Kitty (original) vibrator is no longer being manufactured, so supplies are limited. I sure hope I can get a credit card before it's too late and I have to rely on eBay. There is no such mention of the deluxe vibrator being discontinued. I seriously want at least one of those, if for nothing else but shock value.

Okay, I lie. I just want to masturbate with Hello Kitty. My Garfield vibrator just isn't enough.


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