He who smelt it, dealt it

created by anotherone

(idea) by anotherone (1.1 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Nov 22 2000 at 4:29:40

The be-all and endall rule in farter detection. When someone smells gas, and accusses an innocent bystander of letting the stench, the bystander only has to argue that He who smelt it dealt it.

This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor	A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little	I will marry only he who defeats me in battle	Pull my finger
detection times of drugs in urine	January 1, 2001	YKI,YEI	Tom the Dancing Bug
What's that smell?	Wind Typecasting Failure	Scatology	Farting in lifts
memory farts	He who controls the past controls the future	Declaration of War on Sobriety	The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
I did my best and failed abysmally	All of my coworkers spit into urinals	He who seeks equity must do equity.	he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
Wisest is he who knows he does not know	Mystery Men	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	doorknob

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