Hank Hill

Hank is a beer drinking, football-watching Texan who takes pride in his country and the condition of his lawn. He loves his job as a salesman of propane and propane accessories. He has been an assistant manager at Strickland Propane for fifteen years.

He and his wife Peggy have one son, Bobby. They would have had more but Hank has a narrow urethra.

Hank's heroes are Tom Landry and Willie Nelson.

Hank's much younger half-brother is also named Hank Hill. Cotton Hill is the father of both Hanks. Cotton calls the younger Hank "G. H." (for "Good Hank").

Quotes from Hank Hill:

• "That boy ain't right." (in reference to Bobby Hill)
• "I'd rather die with a burger in my colon than live and eat faux-fu."
• "I'm not entirely unfond of you, Peggy, I tell you what." (his marriage proposal to Peggy)
• "I'm gonna kick your ass." (He's said this one dozens of times)