The revered and despised grief-easer of the mountains, the warrior against pain, the healing herb. Whether taken as smoke, liquid, food, or as "Bob's" pills, it, above all other medicinal substances, "spells relief." From the hearty young stalks protruding from the Himalayan snow to the white 'frop-dust that settles on the rim of "Bob's" Pipe, it is the clostest thing to the untainted essence of ODIN on Earth.

Habafropzipulops is not merely safe, but beneficial - nay, even necessary - to bodily health. We encourage our children to partake of it copiously, to their little heart's abundant desires.

See: SubGenius