This strange phenomenon is something I first discovered around the age of 21 when I had the good fortune of living in a house with four other pigs. It basically works like this:
If you are dating or are married to someone and either your roommates or friends are pigs/sluts, then if your significant other becomes aware of this, you are, by association, a pig/slut. What your friends do, surely you must do as well.
The moral of the story: paint your friends as angels. |
