A gag item, made of plastic. Horn-rims, a fake pair of eyebrows, a fake nose (part of the organ trio, I'm told), and a fake moustache, enabling you (yes, you), the wearer, to resemble the late Groucho Marx. No, not the deadness, but the facial features - it's preferable that you be alive when the item is worn. Groucho Wig sold separately.