Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned

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(idea) by everyone (3.3 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Mar 06 2001 at 8:09:05

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits, you don't hit back. They always catch the second person doing the hitting.
Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a "dust buster" and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is Grandma's house.

Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children	Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?	It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people	You know you've been away from home too long
Buster Cherry and The Extra Digits	polka-dot	lunch box	kitty
Pushing gravity	Time Stops for No Mouse	interesting	Breeding is not that difficult
double tap	mnemonic	Grandma	broccoli
Tic Tac	dog	tomato	baptize
How vampires feel	The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock	The Skeptical Environmentalist

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