Goth Rednecks

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(person) by Bitca (1.1 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Feb 16 2001 at 1:55:39

This is based on a conversation I had with mat catastrophe once upon a time, and then proceeded to continue with StrongBow. It should be fairly self explanatory.

They name their coon hounds Morpheus.
They think absinthe and pork rinds make a good Super Bowl snack.
They paint their acrylic fingernails black.
They'll only have sex with their relatives if they're dead.
They buy their corsets at Walmart.
They outfit their hearses with four-wheel drive.
They dye their mullets black.
They write all their bad poetry about grits.
They perform all their ritualistic animal sacrifices with bowie knives.
They have tailgate parties at funerals.

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Gilly the Perky Goth	Absinthe	Maids When You're Young	Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
The best comeback ever	Beautiful Freak	Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.	gastric bypass
Marilyn Manson Goth	Bowie knife	Morpheus	Roy Orbison
Closet Goth	Mullet	An attempt at Goth gangsta rap	E2 Gothic
White trash	tailgate party	Goth	litany for beer
Beer, Beer, Beer	pork rinds	stallion	Hand tragically nailed to the forehead

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