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The
Stargate SG-1
SciFi
series, though much younger than
Star Trek
and with probably less psuedo-science terms, had grown to a level in which plot problems are solved by using repeating methods. I'll describe some of the methods that I've collected by watching the show. This is the
Generic
Stargate SG-1
problem solving
guide.
Use a
sarcophagus
- Plain old method that was adopted from the movie. These
wonderful
devices can heal almost
everything
. One major problem is that the guys never get their hands on a working unit and manage
not
to destroy it somehow until the episode ends.
Close the
iris
- Sure, you would want to stop anything from reaching the
event horizon
of the
wormhole
and materialize on your side. Usually this only delays the problem, if the attacker uses some sort of
energy weapon
. There were a few cases where you hear 'bumps' on the other side of the closed iris, signaling a doomed
passenger
.
Use the other
Stargate
- Because
one is just not enough
. Another Stargate was recovered in
Antarctica
. This turned out useful when the guys wanted to close the wormhole to
P3X-451
(see below) and save
Earth
. I am not sure how many times the 'old' Stargate was destroyed and replaced with the 'reserved' one. It could have been twice.
Get help from the
Asgard
or
Tok'ra
- Oh sure. Why not call the super-advanced
Asgard
to fix some mess we did. Doesn't work that way. The
Asgard
only help by surprise. It seems that almost every time the guys ask the
Asgard
for help, they get the usual "Sorry,
Replicators
are getting our ass kicked right now. C'ya around the galaxy" response.
Enhance with
Naquaada
- This
Element
can enhance
A-Bomb
s and other stuff.
/dev/null
, or: dial to
P3X-451
, the
black hole
- Why use
staff weapon
s and
zatnicketel
s, if you can just dial the universe' greatest sucker - a black hole? They have used this once to create a
supernova
.
Dial somewhere so that dial-ins get a
busy call
- It seems that whatever works for
phone line
s, works also for
wormhole
s. This method prevents attackers from dialing to
Earth
as long as a worm hole is established to somewhere from Earth.
Insert a
symbiote
- Like a
sarcophagus
, this method helps to heal wounded or ill people (i.e,
Jacob Carter
).
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chaos
Generic Star Trek problem solving
Naquaada
Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard??
zatnicketel
Stargate SG-1
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Event Horizon
replicator
Tok'ra
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sarcophagus
directed energy weapon
Cheyenne Mountain
/dev/null
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Diabetes Insipidus
The Little Prince
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Stargate
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