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Gas can seeks box of matches

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(idea) by etouffee (16.8 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 5 C!s Sat Jun 25 2005 at 1:09:29

Single gas can, half full
Seeks box of matches

Holds four gallons and
no illusions

Slightly weathered exterior
Belies volatile personality

Enjoys picnics, long walks and
Spontaneous combustion

Nonsmokers, though not preferred
Will be considered


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