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Former teacher sentenced to 12Π years for sexual abuse

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(idea) by qousqous (2.1 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Feb 20 2001 at 4:34:52

Former teacher sentenced to 12Π years for sexual abuse

Headline I saw on the website of KGW, a TV station in Portland, Oregon. While some might say it was a typo, I say no! It's the beginning of a new legal trend! Soon we'll see judges handing out sentences like . . .

I find it difficult to believe that anyone would oppose such a just and clearly understood system of sentencing.


nebuchadnezzar says Don't forget—Moving violation: i4 points on your license.

While the term "moving violation" and the system of points on licenses are not familiar to me, I love the idea of an imaginary punishment.


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