eli "ack, I got curry all over my pants!" discofever "i'm going through noder adolescence, at which I rebel against bones and nate. when I grow up, i'll realize just how right they were and how i'm turning into them." (from #everything. I think these two consecutive statements epitomize #everything perfectly.)
"the Martian's cry will haunt you long afterward." -Lord Brawl's "ululate" writeup
"Personally, we on Team Jet-Poop prefer our lack of Smurf identity. We actually picture ourselves as the Hair Bear Bunch." (Everything Smurfs. Oops, pingouin pointed that out already. Well, hey, it's funny!) Just about all of Cow Of Doom's April 30, 2000 daylog, but what I find so especially endearing is the part that goes like:
"After years of watching daytime talk shows, soap operas, and endless romantic primetime movies and sitcoms ... I have come to one very disturbing realization:" -hardcorekitty, (underhanded rhetorical gambit), Men like cheating women
"You should fear anything Post-Modern, Virginia, including that word, for Post-Modernism really isn't." -McGrue, Lucifer Morningstar
"Unfortunately, John Hinckley shot Reagan on March 30." -Jet-Poop, The Presidential Curse
"God died along time ago, God is probably fucking as we speak." -bheistein, Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
"Sorry if this gets posted twice, my computer is having problems." -GirlsDontLikeMe, E2 Censorship ...moments before the second nuke.
"One curious aspect of Principia Mathematica is that it does not prove 1 + 1 = 2 until page 362." -Gorgonzola, Principia Mathematica
"We have often little snatches of sunshine." -Webster 1913, snatch
"You can't say that the singer {in the band Rush}has an annoying voice, because everyone already knows that." -Mer, The Indie Rock Girl's Guide to Dating Classic Rock Guys
"I have found that invoking the name of Arioch is often helpful in finding that elusive perfect parking spot. I try not to promise him/her "blood and souls" however." -Lord Brawl, Arioch
"I'm told that Wladziu is Polish for Walter, but I remain convinced that in reality it is a form of child abuse." -Roninspoon, Liberace
"Recently, historians declared that the 90s never actually happened." -Starke, Eminem
"I have noticed that sometimes autistic people share many of the traits of a pedantic ass." -mrfwiski, How to deal with a pedantic ass
"I'd point out the grammatical problem, but frankly I suspect that pedantry will also get one fuck up by the Ghetto Style DJs." - Sylvar, Unlawful duplication will get you fuck up by the Ghetto Style DJs
"Christianity is 'simple', but it's not user friendly, nor is it cool, nor was it meant to be popular." - pingouin, Quickly, intellectually bludgeon your faith.
"There is a message here. Don't let a cat rule your life." - sensei in the Chatterbox
"Damn ill-educated donkey-fuckers. Our Lord and Master Satan will destroy you all." - Jet-Poop, Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
"he knows how to massage the system. it's like watching picasso build an airplane." - yossarian in the Chatterbox, observing a noder attempting to get his account unlocked by abusing Nate.
Server time: 03:11 Sun Jan 14 2001
<EDB> PUSSIES. <generosity> EDB's a fat pig! EDB's a fat pig! Gamaliel wipes off the nodegel <EDB> /borg aresds <--OutpostMir--> woah! <Gamaliel> the horror! the horror! <EDB> DAMMIT. <--OutpostMir--> someone cracked EDB! <generosity> EDB can't type too! <Kefabi> EDB can talk! He has a INT of 3 then! Not 1 like I had previously thought.... <EDB> I have 54 msg's??? EDB has swallowed Aresds *BURP* EDB saves face <akf2000> oh, the humanity... <izubachi> Ouch, the EDB has been cruel today, it seems <Infinity> Sweet jesus of the Zombies.... EDB out of control! <booyaa> i often wonder what EDB like after a few brewskis...s/he/it 's gotta be a hoot
Server time: 17:17 Wed Jan 17 2001
<mblase> ...but not at all genetic in the same way. <Infinite Burn> this is a silly discussion, of course there are gay jeans. In the 80s they were called jordache, remember them? <Saige> aah, but marriage and all that is relatively new in the scheme of things... mblase nitpicks relentlessly <WonkoDSane> Elucidate. <Saige> ROTFL infinite! <WonkoDSane> I think I know where you're going with it, but I want you to tell me. <Malicious Kitten> Voultaire once said that if you had to tie a woman to you with legal bonds, then you didn't deserve to keep the woman. Malicious Kitten nods in agreement with dead French philosopher. <slide> IB: what about "tuff-skins?" :P (jesus h, what a debate to find in the cbox first thing in the morning.)
Server time: 01:32 Thu Jan 18 2001
(Rancid_Pickle) /msg webster_1913 Hey there, good to see you old man! Webster 1913 says Thank you, young man. Nice to see that some people still have manners these days! Why, just days ago, another noder was telling me to "f*ck off"! That's no way to treat the elderly! (Rancid_Pickle) /msg webster_1913 Considering you've noded a quarter of the database, I think we owe you a debt of gratitude, hehehe. If you see Dem Bones, say hello for me Webster 1913 says I must go take a nap now. Goodnight, young 'un!
<jbird> wow, webster1913 is here! <Jinmyo> All hail Webster 1913, top of the user's list.
Server time: 23:13 Fri Jan 19 2001
EDB has swallowed EDB EDB was tasty! Sometimes I wonder just what they used for FrankenEDB's brain...
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