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Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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(thing) by uucp (6 mon) (print)   ?   I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:10:13

Originally a series of articles written by Cameron Crowe for Rolling Stone Magazine. Crowe went back to high school undercover, after graduating college, and wrote about the kids. Actually, he had attended the University of San Diego High School, which was a boring Catholic school, so when he arranged to return to school for this project, he selected Clairmont High, a nearby public school that seemed like a lot more fun. The principal at Clairmont was sceptical of Crowe's plans, but was persuaded of his skills and importance as a journalist when Crowe revealed that he had travelled on tour with Kris Kristofferson, of whom the principal was a fan.

Crowe's articles (and the book in which they were later compiled) was made into a classic teen movie by Amy Heckerling, which launched the careers of a generation of 1980s movie stars, including Phoebe Cates, Forrest Whittaker, Judge Reinhold, and others.

Trivia that might win you a beer: the character of Mark "the Rat" Ratner in the book and movie was based on a fellow named Andy "the Rat" Rathbone. Rathbone later went on to found the "For Dummies" series of books.


(idea) by donfreenut (1.5 d) (print)   ?   I like it! Thu Sep 28 2000 at 13:04:27


Quotes are attributed to characters in the movie (instead of to actors), to sustain my little fantasy world. Brad Hamilton is Judge Reinhold, Stacey Hamilton is Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jeff Spicoli is Sean Penn. The others I don't know. Please /msg me with corrections.


"The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude." -Mike Damone, to Mark Ratner, on the "attitude"

"Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?" -Mike Damone encouraging Mark Ratner

"I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera." - Mike Damone, further encouraging Mark Ratner through toughlove

"Linda, that girl looks exactly like Pat Benetar!" - Stacey Hamilton

Stacey: "Linda, when a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?"
Linda: "Oh, about a quart or so."

"What's wrong with you? Are you... on DOPE?" - Mr. Hand

Mr. Hand: "'Am I going to pass this class, Mr. Hand?' 'I don't KNOW, Mr. Spicoli.' I don't know. I like that, Mr. Spicoli. I'm going to leave your words on the blackboard so all my classes can share your wisdom."
Jeff Spicoli: "Oh, right ON."

Mr. Hand: "And what class is this?"
Jeff Spicoli (pointing): "This is U.S. History. I can see the globe right over there."

(after Jeff has had a pizza delivered to class...)
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

Brad Hamilton: "Do you see what that sign says?"
Jeff Spicoli and friends: "No shirt, No shoes, No dice!"
Brad Hamilton: "Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it."

"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!" - Jeff Spicoli, on the phone and hitting himself with a shoe

"People on ludes should not drive." - Jeff Spicoli

"Aloha, Mr. Hand..." - Jeff Spicoli



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There is no strategy in StarCraft Judge Reinhold Cameron Crowe Phoebe Cates
I will show you fear in a handful of dust The Last American Virgin Jeff Spicoli I Want You to Want Me
Amy Heckerling The Waitresses Columbine High School Falling asleep during porno films
Kris Kristofferson Jennifer Jason Leigh Phoebe Measuring time by setting fire to various things
Mr. Hand Not Another Teen Movie The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick Prince of Space
Drop Dead Fred Calista Flockhart Rolling Stone Sean Penn
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