Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.

Bert and Ernie's sexuality	The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass	No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years	Homosexual equivalent of a pregnancy scare
That'd be the butt, Bob	The guy at the end of Half-Life	Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense	Osama Bin Laden 'Bert' poster
anything muppet	Children's Television Workshop	Ernie and Bert, the truth is revealed	Christian Coalition
Geppetto disciplines Pinocchio	Bert is Evil!	The Ernie/Bert Dichotomy	Sesame Street
Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves	Bert and Ernie	Editor Log: October 11, 2000	I Want You
George the Hippo	National Lampoon's Decline Of Western Civilisation	Cookie Monster Munch	Nietzsche Dostoyevsky

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