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The Book of Evil Catullus 2
1. And
Evil Catullus
spent a day of rest and preparation for his
migration
even unto the mounts of
Denver
from that
den of iniquity
,
Los Angeles
2. And he spake with
hramyaegr
and
wharfinger
about sundry issues and profited therefore from their wisdom.
3. On the morning of the third day, Evil Catullus took up his sword once more and waded into the nodegel with a hardened heart.
4. And Evil Catullus looked upon the writeups of
jre
even though he/she hath not logged into everything 2, and Evil Catullus found them
hateful
and unmannerly.
5. And with a grim
visage
, Evil Catullus slew
not-good stuff
,
evil person
,
bad stuff
,
all I wanted was a Pepsi
,
nonetheless
,
hee
,
ghost shit
,
wanna fuck
and
ironic
who were all begat by
jre
for the best of them was foul and spake nonsense. Evil Catullus gazed over that which jre hath wrought and did not slay more.
6. And Evil Catullus spied
Hannibal Lector
by
cantsin
which saith, "its spelt "Lecter." and Evil Catullus knew this to be truth, but slew
Hannibal Lector
without mercy for it was impudent and useless.
7. With mercy in his heart, Evil Catullus slew the writeup begat by
cantsin
in
Kiss the constitution goodbye
, its shrill screams of "Its time to smash the state. Its time to stop pinning our hopes on bogus contracts like The U.S. Constitution." were hateful unto the ears of noders and they had downvoted it even four-and-four times.
8. With a heavy heart, Evil Catullus slew
tomb raider 3
by
fondue
, for fondue hath not given answer for two days and his writeup spake only "See tomb raider".
9. Thus endeth the second day of the
trials
of Evil Catullus, whereafter he rested and gave praise to
nate
and
dem bones
.
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