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Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow

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(idea) by SlightlyMadman (3.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jun 16 2000 at 16:26:32




I was smoking pot with a bunch of hippy dudes once, when one of them came out and said this to me. Apperently, I was going on about some sort of conspiracy regarding squirrels, or something. I must have gotten a little carried away, and started ranting like a raving lunatic. I suppose these hippies just wanted to sit back and keep on truckin', so I picked up my melonberry cocktail snapple, thanked them for the buzz, and left.



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