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Dr. Supper is the caffeinated, sugary, tasty meal replacement beverage.

"Yeah, well I don't always have the time or the inclination to go feed myself, and it's those nights that Dr. Supper comes in handy. No other beverage has that complex flavour that you can imagine tasting like just about anything. No other beverage has that simultaneous blast of taste, sugar and caffeine that I crave... and after rapidly consuming a litre of Dr. Supper I don't want to eat a fucking thing, so my appetite is completely satisfied."

CLEARLY WHAT HE'S SAYING IS:

DR. SUPPER IS THE FAT-FREE BEVERAGE OF THE MILLENNIUM



It's a well-known fact that 5 out of 7 studies suggest that a daily intake of 2L of Dr. Supper will not cause any brain damage. And next time you're thinking about food, just remember that eating something's gonna cost you about $5, and a nice big bottle of Dr. Supper's going to cost you <$2! Go get some now, because you know this ad actually worked.


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