Don't know your arse from your elbow

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(idea) by girlotron (2.4 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Nov 22 2000 at 14:47:29

A phrase denoting cluelessness or total incompetence; as used often by my Cockney grandmother, so probably London in origin. For those that don't know their arse from their elbow, I will patiently explain. Your arse is the sharp, pointy one.

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