Dojo of Righteous Spanking

Disciples learn the manifold wonders of good and holy conduct, patience, tolerance for others and loving kindness.
They also learn the astounding range of physical solutions to end conflicts, commonly known as Spanking in the Dojo. Some of the more popular skills are listed below.

• The No-Shadow Kick
• The Painfully-Tight Underpants Yank
• The Fierce Bout of Crampy-Stomach
• The Tingly-Leg and Tingly-Foot of Sleepitude Pinch
• The Dull Pounding Head-Ache of Overindulgence Bop
• The Nose-Tweak
• The Ear-Flick
• The Groin-Pull (No, The One With the Tongs)
• The Itchy Post-Trim Neck and Shoulders Sweep
• The Uncomfortably-Full Bladder Nudge
• The Slippery-Ear Finger Wiggle