Do these jeans make my dick look small?

created by blowdart

(idea) by blowdart (3.7 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Sep 06 2000 at 13:55:09

Why is it always about you? You're so selfish. It's always you you you.

bitter and surreal, thats what I am - blame RST for this one ...

Having a penis is annoying	RST	What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?	Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
I'm embarrassed that I know this	Pants are a tool of the Man	Does this dress make me look fat?	Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics	XP stoicism	There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis	Jennifer Love Hewitt's gratuitous cleavage for the extended duration of your ritual defecation
Gaussian blur	penis	The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech	What are you thinking about?
Don't call me white	It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.	80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people	Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
naked and petrified	Janine	Nudity in American college males	I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing

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