(Inspired by the now-deleted "Boys, boys, boys.. wanna fuck me up the ass?" node)
A quotation from "Gregory Dark's Psychosexuals 2," and my favorite quotation from a porn movie. I was actually in a theater with a friend watching this. Some female character says this (in a coquettish, mock-apologetic voice, while squatting on a sidewalk with her legs spread and no underclothing under a short dress -- the camera viewpoint nearly runs into her), and we were hard put not to burst out laughing (which I don't think the other patrons would have appreciated).
A noder who preferred not to be named messaged me to say "i have a friend who claims he encounters this situation in real life *all the time* - so it's not as hypothetical as you seem to imagine." Okay. | 
