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Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?

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(idea) by liveforever (1 d) (print)   ?   3 C!s I like it! Fri Jul 14 2006 at 8:49:59

Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?

Did Jesus have a pimply nose?
Nobody knows, but I suppose
That if in mortal flesh He rose,
He must have had a fleshly nose.
And so it follows, don't you know,
That on this nose must sometimes grow
A pimply spot, or maybe two,
Just like the ones on me and you.

And when His fingers squeezed His zit
What sort of pus did flow from it?
Was it of substance quite divine?
Did it with holy aura shine?
Was it both sacred and profane?
These questions echo in my brain.
Did Jesus fart and belch and stink?
Tell me my friend, what do you think?


If you really want to, you can sing this to Parry's melody for Blake's Jerusalem.

These original lyrics by liveforever (Peter Ravn Rasmussen) are released under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.5 deed.


NOTE: Having received a number of responses to this, I'd like to point out that anyone who wants tell me that I'm bound for a ringside seat in Hell isn't telling me anything I don't already know...

Also, those of you who wrote to tell me you liked it have noticeably better spelling and grammar than those who wrote to say you hated it and warned me of my impending damnation.


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