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Dem Bones, Acid Master of Everything

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(person) by Jet-Poop (3.4 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Jun 13 2000 at 8:07:38

Dem Bones is the Candyman. Dem Bones is the Candyman. Dem Bones is he who brings us the candy and the sweetness and the unending furor of the throbbing mind, the delicate taste of the ecstatic horrors, the syrupy saccharine bile of the technicolor brain. Many is the time when his face has formed itself on my little computer screen, whispering "Here, my pet, try Everything New Nodes. Lose yourself in the psychedelic splendor of my Everything Finger. Hold this node under your tongue for a few minutes." And no matter how I beg and scream, no matter how I foam and twitch, no matter how I twist myself upon the floor and yip for venom, I still do as the Acid Master wishes, questing for nodes, questing for votes. Will the Acid Master have mercy? Will the Acid Master have mercy? I can only pray. I can only pray. But first...just one more...piece of candy...

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