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Deboning a magazine

created by mattbw

(idea) by mattbw (2 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Sun Aug 06 2000 at 20:28:21

The first act one must do to render a magazine readable.

One must remove the inserts, the ten subscription cards, the cardboard ads, AOL coasters, perfumed inserts and the plastic whatchmacallits. Otherwise, the magazine will lay open in a frustrating and unpredictable manner. Only after deboning can a magazine be considered readable.

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