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Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
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...nor will downing that
six pack
make you more attractive to Daisy or
Rebecca Romijn
. Buying that
Victoria's Secret
product for your
SO
will not turn her into
Tyra Banks
or
Helena Christensen
. Wearing the latest fashion fad-in-a-box from The
Gap
will not turn you into one of those
Calvin Klein
slash
Road Rules
types in their ads. You can't buy
sexy
, nor should you want to.
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has the best TV ads, for products made in the worst
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Variants that completely miss the point
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Daisy Fuentes
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
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Jimmy Kimmel
I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
The morning after
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