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Creepy Susie and Thirteen Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children

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(thing) by SpudTater (4.8 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Fri Feb 14 2003 at 8:41:22

An extremely disturbing and hilarious series of "stories for children", written and illustrated by one Angus Oblong. Along much the same lines as The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories, but better, IMHO. I think the best recommendation for this book comes from its entry under the worst children's book ever...

But it looks like a children's book--if it is a satire, there is no hint other than the content. The title story is about a gothic witch-like little girl (who floats, doesn't walk). She is an outcast, of course. She has a crush on another boy, and "her vagina tingles" every time she sees him. To decide what to do, she goes to the graveyard and digs up her skeletal grandmother. In the end, she ends up murdering the guy. Then there's the story about the narcoleptic dog that gets buried alive by its owners. The End. And then there's the story about the girl with the cracked up mom, who goes around getting progressively crazier, (not to mention grotesquely illustrated, half-naked with a bottle popped over one breast, for instance.) Anyway, the daughter eventually realizes her mom isn't right and worries that she will grow up to be like her. And she did. The End. That's just three of the stories.
- blaaf

The book is of course satire. (The about the author section states: "Besides this series of dark & twisted tales in the guise of children's books, he also writes & illustrates children's books meant for children.")

All in all, heartily recommended.


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The McDonald's blind girl commercial The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories The worst children's book ever Angus Oblong
Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things Witnessing the birth of new noders The Oblongs Do You Speak English?
creepy waitresses Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me. How to use an apostrophe
We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa Oblong narcoleptic How the Raja's Son Won the Princess Labam
Lonestar tick The Talkative Tortoise The Tiger, the Brahman, and the Jackal Fitter Happier
Wyatt Earp Pride Goeth Before a Fall Paraclete Satire
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