Correcting the gravity on my Yoda Figure

created by LordOmar

(idea) by LordOmar (1.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Mar 22 2000 at 22:05:06

The laborious proceass of heating the plastic that make up the sleeves of Yoda's Jedi council robe which he is wearing on his Star Wars: Episode 1 figurine, so that they hang properly according to the principles of gravity. This process was undertaken after spending hours trying to position his arms in such a way that the sleeves looked to hang right. Having found this an impossible task, i resorted to the only weapon I have against such a plastic menace, harkening back to the old days of little green army men I grabbed my Bic Lighter and went to work. one must be careful the heat must be applied gradually and evenly to avoid scorching the yoda. It is, however a labor of love, next I may just spot weld his butt to the Jedi Council Chair.

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