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Cool Man Eddie

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created by naked_ape

(person) by naked_ape (3.8 mon) (print)   ?   2 C!s Thu Nov 16 2000 at 18:58:50

To be sung... frankly, do what you can

and forgive me father...

Watch out noders,
there's a new kid in town
his name is Eddie
and he's the Cool Man

He does the M
he does the S
And then the G

You ought to like this man
`cos he brings you
the cool news
right to the cheesy nodelet

Just turn me on
Just turn me on
Just turn me on

And be cool...

No, really, it's a new marvel of E2, turn on the "Tell me when I get Cooled" option in your preferences and you'll be msg'ed! (or not!). In addition, you'll know who cooled you...


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